I need some cork

If I had this piece of eco-friendly furniture to sit on (it's made not only of cork, but reclaimed cork!), I would definitely be able to write the most exquisite of posts. Indeed, I might even become the world's greatest blogger of the decade.

Alas, it's not meant to be.

By the way, you must check out Trevor O'Neil's other works. They're incredible. Especially this.