I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

My 70-page thesis, which I finally re-visited after three years of a heartbreaking separation, would look perfect on this table by Trevor O'Neil (T.O.D.). And they would make a lovely couple, seeing as my thesis is on Latin erotic poetry. However, I have a feeling that the ton of academic books and photocopies of articles soon to be read by moi would commandeer the horizontal space, bringing this piece of art's rating down to PG (or a G if the corners were sanded down to a safe rounded edge). And that's no fun.

(R.I.P Leslie Nielsen)

I need some cork

If I had this piece of eco-friendly furniture to sit on (it's made not only of cork, but reclaimed cork!), I would definitely be able to write the most exquisite of posts. Indeed, I might even become the world's greatest blogger of the decade.

Alas, it's not meant to be.

By the way, you must check out Trevor O'Neil's other works. They're incredible. Especially this.