My 70-page thesis, which I finally re-visited after three years of a heartbreaking separation, would look perfect on this table by Trevor O'Neil (T.O.D.). And they would make a lovely couple, seeing as my thesis is on Latin erotic poetry. However, I have a feeling that the ton of academic books and photocopies of articles soon to be read by moi would commandeer the horizontal space, bringing this piece of art's rating down to PG (or a G if the corners were sanded down to a safe rounded edge). And that's no fun.
(R.I.P Leslie Nielsen)