Lament for a boot, in the key of C

Don't these look amazing? I saw these on display at Gravity Pope, but didn't pick them up for a closer look since they're leather. But now, as I'm oogling them some more on the website, I just found out that they're Camper (of course!). Or rather, Camper Together, a collaborative side collection from Camper. The first person to create a non-leather version of this boot will win my undying devotion and support. To have such drape/ruching in a shoe? Sigh.