Why do I love this one-legged look (Johan Ku swimsuit on the left, Patricia Ayres pant/skirt hybrid on the right), when I eschew one-shouldered looks? Hmm. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I tend to put my weight on one leg whilst standing (an asymmetrical fact that is beginning to cause major problems). Anywho, the question remains: Why have I not yet ordered this piece from Patricia?